Your Ultimate Guide To My Many Lies (So Far)

Don’t Let Me Bring Drag Down!

I Took Advantage Of Kevin McCarthy And He Doesn't Care LOL!!!

If They Were Shot Then I Totally Know Them!!!

How Much Is That Dying Dog Worth?

Give Me $199.99 And Nothing More

"A Mugger Has Your Rent" Is The New "My Dog Ate My Homework"

I'm Popular In Brazil

Changed My Middle Name To Ponzi

I Totally Looked Hot In Volleyball Shorts

My Mom Got 9/11nd Real Bad

My Grandparents Escaped Hitler!